Lucas: Who is putting me to bed tonight?
Me: Daddy.
Lucas: Nooooo!!! I want you.
Me: But I put you to bed last night. It's your brother's turn.
Lucas: How come I never get a turn?
Me: You just had a turn last night.
Lucas: I don't like you.
Me: I'm sorry you feel that way.
Lucas: (spelling & sounding out the words) I-D-O-....tttt-T llllll-L....iiii-I-C .... wait, I forget the 'N' ..... Y-U. Good night. (followed by an abrupt exit and harsh closing of the door)
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