Conversation with Lucas while going through security at the airport -
Lucas: What are they doing with my bag?
Me: They have to run it through the machine again and take another look.
Lucas: What are they checking for?
Me: They want to make sure there's nothing dangerous in your bag, like a bomb.
Lucas: A bomb? That's so silly! We wouldn't pack a bomb........ Would we?
Conversation with Justin while getting ready for bed -
Me: What was that noise?
Justin: (Grinning) I farted.
Me: You mean you tooted. I don't like the f-word.
Justin: No, I farted.
Me: No, you tooted.
Justin: Well, I might have tooted, but my toot farted.
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